As Melanie
was at heart a good fairy, she knew that their plan would hurt the woman. But Melanie would die without the tooth, and
as long as the only damage to the woman was a lost tooth or two, she suppressed
any guilt she was feeling for the greater good of her health. Besides, Melanie was getting tired of hearing
her stomach rumbling from hunger. Jack
didn’t care about the woman: the more pain that he caused her, the healthier he
would be. All Tangle Wire Fairies were
inherently evil, so Jack didn’t have any emotions – apart from feeling sad and
depressed at not causing people PAM!
The plan was
set and Jack was eagerly waiting in position by the oven door. Melanie was hovering behind the bin ready to
fly out and make her escape through a gap behind the kitchen sink. The woman stood by the oven stirring the
potatoes in their pan on the hob. She
was completely oblivious to Jack, who had already begun knotting the two sets
of laces together in all kinds of intertwined hell. Jack finished making the tangle lace mess and
retreated to the side of the oven, almost unable to contain his joy at the
inevitable PAM that was due any moment.
The woman, satisfied the potatoes were cooked, grabbed the pan and began
turning towards the kitchen sink to drain the water. Before even realizing, she was falling
down. The woman cracked her face against
the side of the kitchen sink, and her teeth flew out all over the room. With a thud she slammed down hard on the
cold, tiled floor and the pan she was carrying emptied its boiling hot contents
all over her body, scolding her face, hands and chest. Melanie was shocked at the pain the woman was
in, but quickly flew out and grabbed a tooth from the floor. The husband then came running in concerned
from the noise and upon seeing his wife on the floor, ran over to her, but in
doing so, ignored the water around him.
The man slipped on the puddles of greasy, starch-laden water and went
feet first into the air, cracking his skull open on the tiles – he died
instantly. Melanie wasn’t aware that the
man had died, for she was already up in the loft with her prize and greedily eating away at the calcium. Jack, on the other hand, had watched the
carnage from the top of the fridge and his excitement levels were high enough
to last him for another 75 years, let alone six months. With no-one else in the house and no
ambulance on the way, the woman died a few hours later still lying on the floor
with her husband beside her. In a final
despicable act, a laughing Jack flew down and undid his masterful shoelace
tangle, to avoid any suspicion of why the woman had fallen.
The bodies
were discovered the next day by one of their children, and the coroner
concluded that their deaths were accidental.
Six months later, the house had new owners: a young couple with no children,
yet. Jack didn’t care anymore, for he
was still laughing blissfully at the PAM he had created and Melanie had
finished the last of the woman’s tooth.
But it didn’t matter anymore that she had run out of calcium, for the 75
years were finally up and Jack and Melanie were instantly teleported to
Fairyland. Instantly, Rose the Tooth
Fairy and Jim the Tangle Wire Fairy took over for Melanie and Jack in the house
to begin their 75 year reign.
Unfortunately for Melanie and Jack,
their stairway to heaven was not certified yet for they had to be judged by the
Fairy Godfather. Melanie, unaware that
the woman and man had both died, was sat in the judgement room eagerly waiting
to being transported to the dentists.
Jack was also confident he had been evil enough to secure an eternal
life of creating PAM in the hospital.
“Melanie, please step forward to be
judged,” said the Fairy Godfather in his deep and commanding voice. “Melanie,
you are charged with helping to cause the deaths of two innocent humans. For this deplorable and vile act, I sentence
you to your fairy Hell.”
Melanie broke down into tears, she
didn’t know she helped to commit murder and she was teleported straight away to
Osteoporosis Island – the most calcium-deficient place in the universe.
“Jack, please step forward to be
judged.”
Jack walked forward expressing a cocky smile and swagger, already plotting what he was going to do with all the
intensive care wires and IV bags.
“For helping a Tooth Fairy avoid
starving to death, you have done a good deed and for this, I must sentence
you to your fairy Hell,” said the Fairy Godfather.
Jack stood in shock and utter disbelief,
and was then teleported to his fairy Hell – a futuristic Earth with wireless
technology for everything.
